Half Ass Expeditions has cooked many meals in the woods. We’ve carried all manner of stoves, cook pots and camp utensils in our backpacks. After more than three decades of camp cuisine, HAE has developed their own style of backwoods cooking. A quick trip to REI or EMS will reveal a mountain of cooking gear and camp food. […]
Here it is… the official Half Ass Expeditions Gordon Pond 2016 Video. Six minutes of gomer-free goodness featuring HAE 2.0. Enjoy. HAE finally got a drone up to Gordon Pond. Here’s the footage:
Welcome to HAE’s On-Line Wilderness Survival Guide featuring the hiking adventures of America’s Least Famous Expeditionaries. You won’t need any crampons or snowshoes but you’ll have to bring your funnybone and an adequate supply of tolerance ‘cuz HAE has got you now…! Please stay tuned as we continue to add to this website.
For those who don’t know, I developed a few games last century. It all started with Blisters Dice Game, a contest I created while hiking on the Appalachian Trail in 1987. I came up with Mountain Climb and another called Thax. Both Blisters and Thax are still being sold but Mountain Climb was dropped due to […]
Saturday, May 3, 2003 Franconia Notch, New Hampshire The constant thrashing of the Bigtop’s nylon walls from the relentless wind combined with the ripping staccato of McAnus’ amazingly loud snoring was annoying Vincentoli. He couldn’t take it any more. The sound of four feet of unzipping zipper followed by a blast of cold air awoke […]