Greetings From HAE

Welcome to HAE’s On-Line Wilderness Survival Guide featuring the hiking adventures of America’s Least Famous Expeditionaries. You won’t need any crampons or snowshoes but you’ll have to bring your funnybone and an adequate supply of tolerance ‘cuz HAE has got you now…! Please stay tuned as we continue to add to this website.

A New Saw For HAE?

HAE gives the Boreal 21 Saw a Good Field Testing. Yepper Buddy, we love our fires. Whether they be the massive Box of Death or the contained Big Top woodstove, burning wood can be an essential part of the Half Ass Expeditions backwoods experience.      This year our Maine expedition featured a relic from […]

Avery Peak Bag

Polar Vortex Bounces Off Name Brand Gortex HAE Headquarters West Interim Report on 2014 Winter Expedition To Maine. (AP) Above deeply wooded Carrebasset Valley to the south and the equally deeply wooded Flagstaff Lake region to the north towers the imposing Bigelow Range. Criss-crossed by spectacular hiking trails the preserved region is a haven for […]

Wilderness Privy Users’ Guide

From the Half Ass Expeditions Wilderness Guide Series by Timur Novasch, your cybah-spaced mountain correspondent If you have spent any time at all backpacking, you’ve encountered the backwoods privy. Sure some of these unique architectual marvels are a pleasure to use but more often than not, they can become a backwoods adventure you’ll wish you […]